Observations in the office

1. Just because you buy a $90 black plain top doesn't make you better than me. It just means you got ripped off.

2. You may think I'm stupid. That's okay because I know your a bitch.

3. Dying your eyebrows darker than your natural hair colour does not make you look younger.

4. Your shit does stink. It's still shit no matter how much you dress it up.